16. The Archbishop's Wife
(Heikkilä-McGowan)

Jore makes this what it is. All I did was write the words. --Davy

What a funny lyrics Davy made. It was easy to create happy melody to it. --Jore


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The Archbishop's wife was a woman of style
When I patted her arse she just gave me a smile
Then she whispered to me in the Assembly Halls
'If you do that again I'll cut off your balls'

The Archbishop too was a man of some sense
When he spoke it was usually in the past tense
He said to me later as we sipped our wine
'If you can't pat her arse then feel free to pat mine'.