05. The Duchess Of York
(Heikkilä - McGowan)

This was born quickly. At one point I needed 1:30 to fill up the 50 minutes line to fill up the cd. But Davy said it's OK, so I left it here. Jore singing blues - what a pathetic idea! --Jore

The Duchess of York was recently secretly filmed by the News of the World newspaper asking £10,000 to secure an introduction to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew. That was the reason behind my poem. Jore turned it into a moody blues. --Davy


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The Duchess of York
Is a fool to herself
As it's surely her fault
That she's run out of wealth

The Duchess of York
Is a pain in the arse
And The News of the World
Is a black and white farce

The Duchess of York
Won't get my sympathy
She has bottles of wine
And all I have is tea

The Duchess of York
Should be dying of shame
And she might just as well
Put herself on the game.