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I can't remember half
The bloody things that I forget
I went outside while it was dry
And now I'm soaking wet
I can't remember what
This bloody song is all about
What did I say just then?
OK - you needn't bloody shout!

My memory has become
A useless bastard so it seems
I can't remember anything
Except my bloody dreams
And did I tell you that
My memory is bloody sad?
OK - no need to shout
It's just my memory's bloody bad!