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Remarkable creatures we certainly are,
Whether taking a piss or driving a car.

What a triumph of evolution's engineering,
When a woman walks by and I find myself leering.

Think of all of the parts that make up a man,
With his brain in his pants and his arse on the pan.

Such complexity signifies each human being,
Though it's hard to believe at times, seeing what you're seeing.

Some would say that we're perfect, created by God,
But for my money every man's fatally flawed.