What I'm Not

(Heikkilä/McGowan)

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I'm not rich, I'm not famous
I don't know the Aga Khan;
I don't care if no one knows me
I'm just me - a simple man

I'm not hurried, I'm not worried
I'm not sad though we're apart;
I'm not drunk but I'm not sober
I don't give a monkey's fart.

I'm not good, I'm not wicked
I don't pull the wings off flies;
I don't think I'm very strange
Because I like girls, not guys.

I'm not hurried, I'm not worried
I'm not sad though we're apart;
I'm not drunk but I'm not sober
I don't give a monkey's fart.

I don't ride and I don't shoot,
I don't drive a four by four;
That's the last I've got to say
I'm not writing any more.

I'm not hurried, I'm not worried
I'm not sad though we're apart;
I'm not drunk but I'm not sober
I don't give a monkey's fart.