I Didn't Understand

She told me of ambition
Of female intuition
And spoke of nuclear fission
I didn't understand

She told me life was easy
All butterflies and breezy
It sounded rather sleazy
I didn't understand

She told me there was something
In every lover's gold ring
It didn't make my bell ring
I didn't understand

She told me of connections
All with new directions
And serious infections
I didn't understand

She told me how she loved me
And then started to shove me
It was all far above me
I didn't understand

She told me there's a reason
For each and every season
And every Jackie Gleason
I didn't understand

She told me of her riches
And sister sons of bitches
With supersonic snitches
I didn't understand

She told me life's a ramble
Just a random gamble
With many sweets to sample
I didn't understand

She told me not to hurry
It's better not to worry
Just eat Tibetan curry
I didn't understand

She told me she was Alice
From the Queen of Heartache's Palace
And said she bore no malice
I didn't understand

She told me of libidos
Of blood sucking mosquitos
And sundry black ball vetos
I didn't understand

She told me night was falling
She heard her mother calling
And the sound of church bells tolling
I didn't understand

She told me hate would save me
So that was what she gave me
As far away she waved me
I didn't understand