Drunk Again

I've been drinking whisky and I've been drinking wine
Acting like an arsehole, saying I'm having a good time
I threw up in the toilet of the pub just down the road
And noo I'm getting' ready to tank another load

Drunk again, drunk again
Taxi for the big man fur he's drunk again

I've been drinking vodka, beer and lager tae
I'm pished here in the corner wi' nothing' left tae say
Somebody's slapped me on the back, say that that I'm alright
But he's as pished as I am and he's talkin' nowt but shite

Drunk again, drunk again
Taxi for the big man fur he's drunk again

I've been drinking day and night, I just remember bits
They threw me oot o' Hardies cause I felt the barmaid's tits
Ah well fuck them a' I'll no' be back, there's always plenty more
The toon's choc fu' o' pubs an' clubs wi' 'Welcome' on their door

Drunk again, drunk again
Taxi for the big man fur he's drunk again

I've been drinking God knows whit trying tae block the pain
Of being fat and fucked and forty an' noo I'm walkin' in the rain
Wi' a big kebab an' a bottle I don't even want to touch
Aw Christ Almighty tell me why I hate myself so much