Fried Porcupine

(Heikkilä/McGowan)

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Never eat fried porcupine,
Especially the jaggy spine.
Remember, every time you dime,
Never eat fried porcupine.

And stay away from hedgehog pie,
Cause if you don't you're sure to die
And meet your maker, bye and bye,
So stay away from hedgehog pie.

And please, whatever else you do,
Make sure you don't eat scorpion stew.
It chills the blood and turns it blue,
So best avoid the scorpion stew.

Now, baked Alaska's really cool,
It makes me lick my lips and drool.
If cabbage tasted half as nice,
I'd clear my plate of every slice.

Apple pie is scrumptious when
There's toffee sauce to pour and then
You cover it with cold ice cream
Boy, doesn't that sound like a dream!

Chocolate biscuits are a treat,
There never seems enough to eat!
I like to munch through three or four
But always feel I'd like some more.